Every now and then Almost every day Shawn says something that makes me stop and say:

1. Did he really just say that??

2. I wish I was bold enough to be as honest as he is.

3. Wow, that guy is funny.

So, here are some recent Shawnisms for you. Granted, they’re completely out of context (if there ever even was a context), so you’ll either laugh or you’ll be completely lost, wondering what on earth you’re reading and why you’re wasting your time on such nonsense. Either way, here they are:  

- “We accept their weirdness, so they need to accept ours.”

- At church: “This is a really long song. I’m going to pretend-pray. Wake me up when it’s over.”

-”It’s Africa, I don’t get stressed out anymore. The system doesn’t fit our system, but it will work out.”

- “I don’t yield for horse or donkey carts.”

- ”I’m writing a book. It’s called So I Married a Weirdo.”

- “I never thought I would say this, but I just bought 720 rolls of toilet paper.” {Guesthouse}

I’m so thankful that I’m married to a guy who makes me laugh!
I’m sure there will be more Shawnisms to come,
J